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"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye
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my heart is beating so fast i just googled “how many dogs are there in the world” and an article in 2012 says that there are around 525 million and i can’t believe it that is so many dogs, and so many of them are happy and wagging their tails and they love u and they want 2 give u little puppy kisses and lie in the sun or trot in the snow and they are alive and they make me want to be alive also
and around 400 million of those are abandoned or stray and don’t have an owner to love. so please think of adopting one so those cute puppies have someone to wag their tail at too
am i even good at kissing this is a serious concern of mine
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I’m simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet
can girls hide things in their vaginas
Michelle Made Obama change seats she don’t play that shit lmao
those 10 seconds after your laptop dies when u just hopelessly stare at the dark screen
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That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
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fun prank: cover somebody in gasoline and light a match
side note: you will get arrested
Dear Walt Disney Animation Studios, it has come to my attention that this url may be valuable to you. I have good news for you. I am happy to give you this url, for the right price. I’m not talking about money, I’m talking about something much more valuable. I want you to fly me to Arendelle so I can meet the great Olaf in person. Until my demands are met, this gif of Olaf getting kicked by Anna will be the only thing on this blog. Thank you for your time.
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